Hello everybody and welcome to the Wonderful Land of Luty. I am Pockets McFaden, mayor of this fine land. Alot of stuff has gone on since we last talked. But the biggest thing is the closing of local porn shop. That place has ruined Luty for 365 years and I am glad to say I fianly got rid of it. I know a lot of people here like that place but I think it has cast a bad shadow over this place for way to long.
Oh yes, I almost forgot the advice column is up, and so is the news story, but I wouldn't spend to much time reading it it's nothing but garbage.
I found another great show on your stupid tv chanels. It's called Saturday Night
Live. The guest host was somebody by the name of Dany Davito. He is short and fat and kinda funny.
There was this other realy realy skinny guy named Mike Myers. He did this one skit
where his name was Simon, and he liked to sing. He sang this one song it was great
it went, "And you know my name is SIMON, and I like to do drawrings." Then he started
talking to some fat guy that was with him in the bathtub. They had some really wierd drawings.
Then Simon leaned forward then he said "Are you looking at my bum, Bum looker." Well at that
point I just totally lost it and I was rolling on the ground laughing. Well then they started talking
again and I lost intrest but they ended with that great song. You all have to tape this and watch it
every single minute that you are awake.
Oh yeah also don't forget to sign my Guestbook.
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