Hello my name is Afraf Naluli. As you can see from my picture I am not the pretiest thing to grace this place. So if you can put one and one together I don't have the best social life, and I'm by myself a lot. One day I got realy realy realy realy realy bored and I came up with 20 things to do when you are bored in a plane. Now read them carefuly. Read them all then decide which you would like to try or try all of them. Oh yeah don't yell at me if you get hurt or die. You see all of the things below won't hurt anybody in Luty, only you wierdos on earth.

1. Try and fit yourself in the lugage compartment.

2. Turn the reading light above your head on and off untill the person next to you yells at you.

3. Run up and down the isle screaming "Joey, Joey where are you."

4. Go into the bathroom and flush the toilet, then scream like your being sucked out.

5. Before the plane takes off try and tie a cow to the wing.

6. Ask the flight atendent if she will get naked for you.

7. Ask a different flight attendent for an ice pack for your swollen eye(you will get smacked because of number 6).

8. When the food is served say to the person next to you, "WOW look at that", when they look steal thier dessert.

9. That cow you tied to the wing, give it a name.

10. Climb out onto the wing and turn a trick under the cow.

11. Try and sneak up to first class, while screaming "I belong in second class".

12. When the person next to you pulls out a book to read, ask him/her if the book is about monkey feet.

13. If they say no to number 12, ask them if it is about zombie midgets.

14. If they say no again, start singing "I have monkey heads for NIPPLES."

15. Pretend that you are asleep and fifteen minutes into the flght jump up and say "HA HA HA, you all thought I was asleep."

16. Sneak back to the prep area and try and switch the microwave to cold.

17. That cow that is out on the wing, kill it and make some nice stakes out of it.

18. Stare out the window, wispering "please don't crash, please don't crash", just loud enough for the persone next to you to hear.

19. Stare at the person next to you and when they ask you why you are staring at them, say "No your staring at me".

20. Take the stakes you just made and freeze them in the micromave that you turned to cold.